Monday, February 27, 2017

Eibon Press "Lucio Fulci's Zombie" Graphic Novel #1


Issue #1

Eibon Press has released an incredible adaptation of the zombie masterpiece by Lucio Fulci! 

Not the run of the mill graphic novel here but an ingenious design with great readability. Each issue is contained within a unique "Eibon Sleeve" with different artwork than the cover. In addition, each issue contains collectibles!

The value of these limited printing graphic novels has, in most cases, more than doubled their initial purchase price!

No need for me to tell you the story because if you're here, you're most likely a fan of the movie already. If you haven't seen it - go do it right now!

I'll be posting a pic & short overall review of issues #2 & #3 in the next blogs.

Issue #4 preorders begin in March!


Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Value of Freedom.

The greatest things in life are indeed free.
People.
Thought.
Emotion.
Expression.
Voice.
Movement.
Does anything else really matter in the great picture of our lives? If there is something other than freedom that has a greater impact in our lives, what is it?
Without that basic human right all else cannot be obtained.
The price of freedom is always paid for. You pay for it yourself or someone else pays  for you. Either way,  that debt gets paid.
So, make sure you're square before you use the free services afforded to you.
Know the value of the price paid before you open your mouth.

Thursday, April 7, 2016

TWD cheated, fans shut down & more.

Well, the TWD finale for season 6 sure raised the ire of more than a few fans!

Yes, I was one of them.

That was a 90 minute set up for the biggest chicken shit move they could have done: cheat.

There were at least two deaths filmed for Negans introduction for sure. The probability of a third is high. The three (according to various confirmable sources) were Glenn, Daryl & Eugene. Fair enough.

SOME of the blame goes to a well known TWD spoilers site as to why we got the shaft on who actually was murdered. By releasing the audio, that site brought down the wrath of AMC & they had those guys shut down on FB, the web...hell, EVERYWHERE!!

They deserved it too. Drones, stealth & clandestine deals with someone in the studio... for real. That level of spoiling is damn crazy.

So, TWD cheated us. Instead of knowing that Daryl is murdered - they made it like it is...ambiguous.

Now the exec producers can gauge fan reaction to it & put any character in Negans death slot by season 7 filming!

If it weren't for fans spoiling the production to the level they had, we very well could have had a very different & definitive answer as to who bit the big one.

It should be Daryl.

In all honesty, Scott Gimple, that episode was weak. The build up for Negan took a whole season & to pull a 90 minute snooze fest just to be handed a handful of nothing was a shitty thing to do.

All I know is that Daryl Dixon better die now. Anyone else would further cheat the viewers.

Don't give me a Rosita death or even a Eugene...oh hell no, after this fiasco, I better get a big pay off! You know, like the ones you always say are coming, but never do?

Quit punishing the audience & give us a main character death already.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

"Miskatonic Annex" has expanded!!

Deadite Joe™ also has several other Facebook pages! The "Miskatonic Annex" is about HP Lovecraft, books & Mythos Horror. Click the link below to see!

https://www.facebook.com/Miskatonic-Annex-684925808276136/

"Miskatonic Annex : Astronomical Sciences" relays all things space! Click the link below:

https://www.facebook.com/MiskatonicAstro1937/

"Miskatonic Annex : Medical Department" is dedicated to new medical technology, treatments, public health threats, etc. Click below:

https://www.facebook.com/Miskatonic-Annex-Medical-Department-1584583891862238/

"Miskatonic Annex : Oceanographic Department" deals in sunken cities, strange creatures, mysteries of the deep! Click...you know by now...

https://www.facebook.com/Miskatonic-Annex-Oceanography-Department-514220918749680/

"Miskatonic Annex - Archeology Department" is about all the weird discoveries, bog men, tombs, lost cities, etc! Click on that link below!

https://www.facebook.com/Miskatonic-Annex-Archeology-Department-1082826795114697/

So go on over, like & share! Thanks!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

I am back...sort of..

It has been quite a while since I last posted here! Life gets in the way, ya know?
Actually, it became easier to post on Facebook under two separate pages that divide my interests.
Simply search for "Deadite Joe" for all things horror/sci-fi/gore...genre related TV & movies.
Search "Miskatonic Annex" for science, Lovecraft & related topics.
I'll still post here from time to time, but as far as TWD is concerned - I've basically removed myself from its fandom. It became exactly what I said it would become : craziness!
So, if you want daily news, art, stories & giveaways - go to my pages on Facebook!
Take care, people!

Monday, July 27, 2015

"Unbound" (Fantasy micro-short)

In my dreams there is an endless sea of stars slowly flowing around me. An infinity of wonders known only by me.

I am not chained by the earthly laws so preciously clung to by those who study the cosmos.

I am unbound.

I am a god of the mystical & unknown places that the reasonable man refuses to believe even exist.

I exist in those alien cathedrals built of glittering gems thrust out of the cliffs of infinity and hang impossibly over a sea of frothy silvery liquids.

I drift aimlessly by those places were the dark is populated by indescribable & nameless things whose intelligence is vast but live in tombs.

I watch as dust aggregates to form planets in which great civilizations rise & fall in a flash of the cosmic whims. Leaving again the dust to start the process anew.

I muse at the worlds dancing their way through the ether. Pulled by unseen forces that could just as quickly tear them into atoms, but instead plays the music that guides them in their endless journey.

I drink from primordial oceans of vast and unknown worlds where no living thing yet exists & silence reigns. A peace obtained only through the gateways of dreams.

I see endless, colorful vistas of cosmic wonders swirling past the orbs that cannot be known, only observed through the veil of dreams.

Each night I welcome sleep and the wonder it brings. I reawake in those vast spaces to take flight into that which imagination is the only limit.

I alone have the key.

I am unbound.

-Nash

"A Little Vacation" (S/F Micro-short)

The great spiral arm of our galaxy can be seen out of my cabin window. It's beautiful.

I've watched over the months as Earth grew smaller and smaller until it was only a speck. I knew I'd return - if it was still there when we got back.

There's a lot of problems back there & I'm lucky my parents now lived in the Aldeberon Colonies. It's fairly peaceful there since they declared autonomy from the Union.

Over the last two centuries mankind made immense discoveries in propulsion methods in our Stellar Fleet Ships. A trip this far out from the rim only takes seven months now, where it used to be three years.

The fleet engineers sure knew what they were doing when they built the "Constellation".

The flight to Theta IV is a lot nicer this time around. I do have to share quarters with three other people, but that's OK by me. On a trip this long, you still need people to talk to and do things with to pass the time.

Last trip, on the "Vega", was horrible. First, those old grav couches made you sick and then you had to spend 12 months in suspension to protect you from the constant acceleration before you could get out & enjoy yourself during the 8 month deceleration!

Seems almost barbaric compared to the new ships. Hell, I can't even feel the rhythmic pulsing of the anti-matter engines! The "Vega" never stopped shaking!

I could hardly stand up on the beach on Theta IV after getting off the "Vega"! Took me a while to get my land legs back.

Theta IV is a beautiful place though. Great big oceans, plenty of land that's flush with flora & fauna. It's an E-Class planet orbiting a G-class sun...just like Earth. As soon as Union Astronomers confirmed its habitability - off we went!

The culture created by the indigenous sentient life forms there is pretty interesting. I think they said it was equivalent to Earth's bronze age. They also told us that the Thetans had descended from reptiles too. First time I saw a Thetan it scared me to death! They're peaceful though. They've got some kind of religious beliefs, but it doesn't make sense to me.

Looks like we are in orbit. I've got to go prep the drop ship. Lots of things to get ready to go down there.

This time when I hit the beach, I'll be ready to kill every Thetan I can right off the bat. I mean, our orders are to cleanse the sentient life and secure the safe arrival of the mining vessels.

The Thetans ain't gonna kill themselves.